rose lalonde, squatting like a gargoyle on top of the kitchen island, dual wielding spatulas and wearing over twelve thousand dollars worth of custom tailored children’s clothing: Mother, what were the circumstances of my birth? Were you left by a particularly wealthy husband who happened to not know of my existence and would earnestly take full custody if he knew he had a daughter, or am I merely a fry of fornication that you keep around out of spite?
mom lalonde, perched on top of the refrigerator and eating leftover sweet and sour chicken with only a carving knife, maroon lipstick smudged across the blade: ur adopted
rose lalonde: What.
[text: banishedquasiroyal on tumblr | art: moonpaw on tumblr]
#homestuck #momlalonde #roselalonde #homestuckkid #homestuckkids #alphakid #alphakids #betakid #betakids
The secret behind the pink hair
Yeah no hes a fuckin liar, it's dyed.
Kanaya then asks rose about this and she fuckin joins into the lie. The trolls end up believing that humans are born with funky hair colors
#homestuck #davestrider #kanayamaryam #myart
Air and Fire, wow. Can’t wait to see how this ends. I only put them in their god tier outfits so you could tell that Kronfr is the Knight of Breath and Naryle is the Heir of Blood. Also, totally forgot to change that r to a w. Oh well 👀
#homestuck #pencildrawing #fantroll #kismesissitude #oc