YOUR INTERVIEW with Michael.
-You politely introduce yourself but he already knows who you are, and everything about you.
-Naturally, he will not reveal this to you, as it is not practical.
-He gestures you to sit in the chair in front of his desk, and waits for you to be silent.
-He speaks to you in a calm, but stern voice. "If you lie, I will know. If you hedge, I will know. And if you try to trick me, this interview will be over and you will die, painfully. Are we clear?"
-His introduction is disarming and all you can do is nod in agreement
-He asks you basic things first, nothing too invasive.
-- But then he starts poking at the things that make you squirm.
-He inquires about your darkest secrets, your fears, your hopes and dreams. He is trying to figure out your moral alignment, although he already had a good idea of it before you came in for questioning.
-He often gets up and walks around the room, he circles you several times, he sits on the desk in front of you, or other times he kneels in front of you and strokes your hand absently.
-His intense blue eyes are fixed on you the entire time.
-He requires a physical exam.
-He'll instruct you to remove your clothing, so he may see all of you.
-You can object, but you'll quickly learn that it is in your best interest to comply.
-He'll help you with your zipper/buttons. Undressing you is an absolute delight for him. He'll unravel you slowly, and gently, taking his time.
-He stands close enough to you that you can feel his warm breath on your neck and back.
-His eyes explore all of you, but to keep you in suspense, he remains silent. There's no telling what he is thinking, or what he wants.
-"Do I pass?" you nervously ask him as you find his face millimeters from yours, your lips almost brushing.
-He doesn't answer you, he simply steps away and tells you to get dressed. "Thank you Y/n, that will be all, for now."
(Michael is such a tease!)